Which Appalachian cryptid are you? Seven questions. Answer honestly. The Bureau can tell.
Take the assessmentForm ACD-41 · Assessment result on file
Assigned entity
Caudatus revenire
Subject does not forget. Subject will return to the cabin wall nightly, stating its request clearly and at volume, until all property is returned in full.
You know what’s yours, and you’re not shy about asking for it back. Repeatedly. Out loud.
Works well withThe Grafton Monster. One says everything. One says nothing. The porch is never boring.
New agents get an email when the Bureau opens a new case file. No more than that.
Seen something yourself? File a supplemental witness statement on Form ACD-27B.