
Tailypo
It comes back for what was taken. It will come back every night until it has it. The cabins where it visited are not lived in anymore.
Caudatus revenire
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The creature is smaller than its reputation. Witnesses and the older accounts agree on a body somewhere between a large housecat and a medium dog. Long, low to the ground. Dark fur: black, charcoal, or a brown so deep it looks black in firelight. The face is described as elongated, with too many teeth and a jaw that doesn't close right. The eyes glow. They are yellow, amber, occasionally a flat green. The light from them is not reflection. Witnesses report seeing the eyes lit when there is nothing in the cabin to reflect from. The tail is the part that matters. Disproportionately long (accounts run anywhere from two feet to over four) and described as sinuous, almost snake-like. Some witnesses describe it as bare of fur. Others describe it as fully furred but moving wrong, more like a tongue than a tail. When the Tailypo is encountered intact, the tail is the first thing to enter a room: through a gap in the boards, under the door, between the logs of a cabin wall. When the Tailypo is encountered without its tail, the witness already knows why it has come.
The Tailypo does not start the encounter. People do. The pattern, as the older accounts have it: someone living alone in the back country, usually low on food, traps or wounds a strange small creature that has gotten into their cabin. They take its tail, for the pot, for spite, because it bit them, because they were hungry. The animal escapes. The animal comes back. The return follows a sequence the Bureau has tracked across decades of accounts: Night one. Scratching on the outside walls. A voice (low, raspy, just shy of human) calling from outside the cabin. It says one thing. Tailypo. Tailypo. All I want is my tailypo. The variations are minor. The cadence is the same. Night two. The scratching is closer. The voice is at the door, or under the floorboards. If the witness keeps dogs, the dogs become frantic. If the dogs are let out to chase the creature, the dogs do not come back, or they come back in pieces by morning. The voice does not stop calling. Night three. The creature is inside. It is on the bed, or on the rafters, or sitting in the chair by the cold stove. It is still asking. The dogs are gone. The cabin door is sometimes still locked from the inside. After night three, accounts thin out, because the people who reached night three did not generally come back to tell about it. The cabins where the Tailypo visited were left where they stood. Some of them are still standing. The creature has never been documented attacking someone who did not take its tail. It is not a wandering predator. It is a return.
Deep backcountry. The kind of land where the nearest neighbor is a ridgeline away and the road in is a logging track that washes out twice a year. Tennessee mountains, especially the Cherokee and the Cumberland; western North Carolina, particularly the country around the Pisgah and the Nantahala; portions of eastern Kentucky and the Virginia Highlands. The Tailypo prefers isolated dwellings. Cabins, hunting camps, trapper's lean-tos, the old farmsteads up the hollers that nobody's lived in since their grandparents died. The common factor is solitude: one person, sometimes a few, far from any help. The creature does not appear in towns. It does not appear in valley farms with neighbors close. It comes for people who chose, or were forced, to live where nobody would hear them call out.
Unknown. The older accounts suggest the creature was hungry when it first entered the cabin. That is what got it noticed. Beyond that initial sequence, no feeding behavior has been documented. The Tailypo does not appear to hunt. What it consumes in the cabins on night three, the Bureau has no confirmed data on, because the cabins on night three have rarely been searched in daylight by anyone willing to write down what they found.
Tailypo is primarily known from a tightly clustered set of Appalachian cabin accounts that follow the same core pattern: an isolated hunter or woodsman, a lean season, and a strange, long-tailed creature that pays for the human’s hunger with persistent, escalating revenge. In the most common version, a man living alone in a one-room cabin deep in the woods, with only his three dogs for company, encounters a dark-furred creature with bright eyes and an unusually long tail on a night when game is scarce. He manages to sever the creature’s tail with an axe or rifle shot, drives it off, cooks the tail, and eats it. What follows, across versions, is a series of night visits: scratching at the walls, rustling under the floorboards, and a soft voice circling the cabin, repeating its demand for the return of its “tailypo.” One by one, the man’s dogs disappear into the dark as they go out to confront the intruder and do not return. On the final night, the creature enters the cabin itself. The man sees it clearly: roughly dog-sized, catlike or demonic in outline, with sharp claws, glowing eyes, and ragged fur. It climbs onto him, repeats its demand one last time, and then attacks. In harsher tellings, the cabin is found later as ruins around a standing chimney; in softer versions, only the man vanishes. The voice is said to still be heard on certain nights, whispering through the trees.
Declassified Briefings
The Tailypo is a small, dark-furred Appalachian creature with a long sinuous tail, found primarily in the deep backcountry of Tennessee and the Carolinas. It is known for entering isolated cabins and, once an offense has been committed against it, returning night after night to demand the return of its tail. It vocalizes (accounts agree on the phrase "Tailypo, tailypo, all I want is my tailypo") and escalates over a three-night pattern. The story has been recorded in Appalachian oral tradition since at least the 19th century.
In every documented account, the Tailypo's return is triggered by the witness taking part of the creature, most often the tail. The creature does not appear to pursue people who haven't injured it. The Bureau treats the Tailypo as a retribution-pattern entity rather than a generalist predator. The folk instruction that comes down with the story is consistent: don't take what doesn't belong to you, and don't eat what comes uninvited into your cabin.
Witness Accounts
“The story is older than the writing of it down. The version that comes through most often: A man lived alone in a one-room cabin up a holler. It was winter and he was thin. He'd had no meat for weeks. One night something came in through a chink in the wall, small, dark, with a long tail. He grabbed it where he could and it got away, but he had hold of the tail when it went, and the tail came off in his hand. He cooked it. He ate it. He went to sleep full for the first time in a month. In the dark he heard scratching at the wall. Then a voice he hadn't heard in his life, calling soft and clear: Tailypo, tailypo, give me back my tailypo. He told it he didn't have it. He didn't have it. He'd already et it. The next night the scratching was at the door. The dogs went wild. He sent them out and they didn't come back. The voice was closer. The third night the door didn't open but the creature was in the cabin. It was on his chest when he woke. It asked him, very polite, where its tailypo was. The story stops there. The man is not described as found. The cabin is described as empty when the neighbors came up that spring. The instruction passed down with the story is brief: don't eat what comes into your cabin. Don't take what doesn't belong to you. If something small wants the dark corner of your house, let it have it.”
“We rented the cabin for the fall. My husband wanted to hunt. The first week was fine. Nothing strange. We caught a few squirrels in the trap behind the woodshed and skinned them out at the back stoop. The scratching started the third night. I thought it was raccoons at first. Sounded like fingernails on the back wall of the cabin, slow. Not in a hurry. My husband went out with the rifle and didn't see anything but the woods. The next night we heard it again. This time there was a voice with it. I don't want to repeat what it said. It was small and raspy and it was asking for something. My husband said it was probably someone playing a trick. I knew it wasn't. The third night I saw it through the window. Just a little ways from the cabin, sitting up. Dark all over, with eyes that lit up. The tail was wrong. Too long, and it was moving like it had a mind of its own. It looked at me through the glass and it asked me again. Same words. Polite. We left at first light. We left the squirrels and the traps and the rifle. I didn't want to carry anything out of that cabin with us. My husband went back the next spring to get the truck battery he'd left behind. He didn't go inside. He said he didn't have to.”
“The Bureau received this account secondhand, through a family member of the witness, who has since died. The witness was a trapper who lived alone in a cabin off an old logging road. He took a strange animal in one of his snares, small, dark, long-tailed, something he didn't recognize. He cut the tail off for evidence to show his brother, who was a county agent. The animal escaped while he was distracted. He nailed the tail to the door of the woodshed and went to bed. In the night he heard scratching at the woodshed door. By morning the tail was gone and the nails were still in the wood. The next two nights he heard the calling. He recognized the cadence from his grandmother's stories. He drove down to his brother's the third afternoon and slept on the couch. He never went back to the cabin to get his belongings. He bought what he needed new. He outlived three of his brothers. He didn't talk about the cabin to anyone but family, and he didn't talk about it often.”
Rev. 08/1972
Department of Unexplained Phenomena
Field Supply Drop

Appalachian Cryptid Decal
Item No. BFC-001


