Which Appalachian cryptid are you? Seven questions. Answer honestly. The Bureau can tell.
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Assigned entity
Ovisquatchia montivaga
Subject is large, white, woolly, and horned. Witnesses report mistaking it for something cuddly exactly once.
Soft on the outside, firm about your boundaries. People figure that out quick.
Works well withNot Deer. Both look harmless from a distance. Both know it.
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Seen something yourself? File a supplemental witness statement on Form ACD-27B.