ACD-41 · Field Agent Affinity Assessment

An agent was matched with Not Deer.

Which Appalachian cryptid are you? Seven questions. Answer honestly. The Bureau can tell.

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Form ACD-41 · Assessment result on file

Appalachian Cryptid DivisionField Agent Identification

Assigned entity

Not Deer

Cervus inversus

Agent No.: Redacted
Classification: Mimicry Entity
Danger level: Moderate
Territory: Western North Carolina roadsides, after dusk

File ACB-NOT-008Form ACD-41 · appalachiancryptid.com

Bureau assessment

Subject has carefully studied how a regular deer behaves and reproduces it with great effort and only minor errors. Field agents describe the overall effect as almost.

Handwritten in the margin

You’ve learned the script so well most folks never notice. You’re allowed to set it down around the people who’d love you either way.

Works well withSheepsquatch. Both look harmless from a distance. Both know it.

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